If you're reading this, stop. I'm warning you. Every word you read of this useless page is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed that you give respect and credence to all this ****? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think of everything you're supposed to think? Get out of your house. Meet people. Start a good cause. Stay active. Get fit. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned.